While I fully realize that this is what I get for sending my kid to a Lutheran preschool, how does your God expect me to keep a straight face when she brings this home??? Seriously.
In case you can't read it, it is the "story" (actually a myth according to Snopes http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/candycane.asp) of the origin of the candy cane. Pureness and blood. You are shitting me, right?
And, yes, that is supposed to be Baby Jesus in the manger of the giant candy cane with a North Star thrown in for good measure. In the spirit of this enlightening discovery, the kids and I will be stirring our hot cocoa with the pureness and blood of Jesus tonight.
While I fully realize that this is what I get for sending my kid to a Lutheran preschool, how does your God expect me to keep a straight face when she brings this home??? Seriously.
In case you can't read it, it is the "story" (actually a myth according to Snopes http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/candycane.asp) of the origin of the candy cane. Pureness and blood. You are shitting me, right?
And, yes, that is supposed to be Baby Jesus in the manger of the giant candy cane with a North Star thrown in for good measure. In the spirit of this enlightening discovery, the kids and I will be stirring our hot cocoa with the pureness and blood of Jesus tonight.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment